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Name: Josh
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Berkeley
Birthday: 8/8/1983
Gender: Male


Interests: The Mullet, The Fro
Occupation: Student
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Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Fast and the Furious 4: Lakeshore Rumble

I started teaching piano at Regen last week, but I left my house late, so I had to rush to get to Oakland on time.  Since I didn't have time to eat, I grabbed a banana on the way out, figuring I'd eat it in the car.  I made it off the freeway, and was zooming around Lakeshore, my poor car working extra hard, when I found myself blocked by a Ferrari.  Yeah, that's right, a Ferrari.  There I was, speeding around Lake Merritt only to be stopped by a car worth roughly 200x more than mine.  With probably about 200x the horsepower as well...

So there I am, banana in hand, tailgating this Ferrari when I look over in the next lane and see two tinted SUVs.  I don't really think much of it, since Lakeshore has its fair share of tinted SUVs, and usually it's safer just to sneak a furtive glance and then pretend you didn't see them, lest you get shot.  But then I notice that there's a film crew in the back of the SUV and they're leaning out with a full camera rig, filming the Ferrari.  and I realize that I'm probably in the shot, tailgating this Ferrari, munching on my banana, in my piece of junk '86 honda accord.

I'm practically famous.


Thursday, December 28, 2006

My dance performance

Check out my Christmas dance:

http://www.northpoledancing.com/a8ccf866.11303


Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Sleepless in Seattle

Spending the Christmas up here in Seattle at my sister's house. There's 12 of us crammed into her place. It's pretty much pure insanity since 4 of them are the nieces and nephews, ages 5, 3, 1, 1. Someone starts screaming in the middle of the night, someone comes running by the couch where I'm sleeping at 6:30 AM. Good times for sure.

This is the first Christmas we've all been together in 3 or 4 years since my parents were in Hong Kong the past 3. Technically, it's actually ever since most of the kids weren't born when my parents left for Hong Kong.

Merry and glad tidings of joy to all y'all.


Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Currently Listening
Songs for Christmas
By Sufjan Stevens
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A happy belated Thanksgiving to all.

I spent it with my future in-laws. Good times, for sure, but it's certainly a trip: They will be my family.

6 months and counting. I told Marilyn I was going to start a blog last Sunday (our semi-proto-anniversary) called "6 Months of Freedom." But the look she gave me killed that idea.


Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Foosball is the devil...

Last week I went to  go buy some paint for the church.  I happened to be wearing my Cal Football shirt, the one they give you when you buy season tickets.

On my way out, the security guard stopped me.  "Hey, man, what position do you play?"  Confused, I turned around.  When it became clear that he was seriously asking, I had to tell him that it was just the shirt you get when you buy tickets.  He looked disappointed.  I guess I should have told him I was Marshawn Longshore.

Then my pastor and I got into his grey CRV and the security guard yelled out, "Dude, SWEET CAR."  In all seriousness.

Anyway, I thought it was weird that someone thought I could be playing football for Cal...



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